Long gone are the days of fantasizing about being a simulated goat in a fake MMO. Yes, my friend- your dreams have finally come true! With Goat MMO Simulator, you’ll almost believe you’re goating it up with other lovable nerds across the world. Complete epic quests for villagers, shake your hooves to snazzy lute tunes, and hang out with the most beautiful mermaids in gaming history (assuming you like that sort of thing). You’ll even experience faction warfare between goats and sheep so intense you’ll never look at those walking-sweater-factories the same way again (don’t call them that to their face).
- Dozens of quests, and play five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
- Level cap of 101. That’s right, not 100 but 101. Yeah, we went there
- Elves (tall, ears)
- Dwarves (small, beards)
- You can be a microwave. Did we mention the microwave?